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The Mutation “Mix 5ml of this” The scientist said, holding a test tube of chemical, “with 1ml of that chemical on the table.” “But wouldn’t that combination cause it to explode?” His assistant asked, scratching his head quizzically. “No, it wouldn’t, muddle-head! You should know that this combination will not result in an explosion!” The scientist replied, feeling angry that he had hired such a stupid person. “Ok.” The assistant muttered as he carefully mixed them up, trying not to spill it, after which he put it in a centrifuge and switched it on. “Now, I want you to

(TFs: Moth, cockroach, spider, scorpions, other insects)By grapehyacinth (next up in the Fox Serum universe after “Zoo Tour”) Rick Stanis stood in a small amphitheater, glowering at the other volunteers for the latest Fox Serum 'experience'. Everyone appeared overexcited, their faces glowing at the prospect of living as a completely different being. The subjects chatted giddily, talking about the “Arthropod Annex” that they would soon be part of. Rick hated how happy everyone was, but he managed to put a fake smile on his face. He could not show his animosity at all for fear of being disqualified from the group. Tr

Endless routine leads to apathy and conformity. She could remember distinctly having heard this lesson a few years ago. Never quite thinking about it due to some of the concepts never quite catching on amidst her deepest thoughts, Peach figured it was about time that she went on to recall such an important lecture. The irony of the situation not lost on her, she marched through the now familiar chamber that she found herself in, looking in disgust at what she could almost call her second home at this point. She needed to stop being kidnapped so often by the same person. Bowser, or King Koopa to his subjects, had almost turned from dastardly

Bone Collector--TF Story It was 9 AM on a Saturday and Jason was absolutely bored out of his mind. Not like this was an uncommon thing, but he had expected himself to find something more entertaining for him to do over Summer Vacation. Now it was only a couple of hours into the summer break, and Jason could not come up with anything to do that he might could call fun. His parents had left him at home for a week due to a business trip. Jason sighed as he stared out the window. There was almost nothing relatively interesting that he could do today. As if God was answering his prayers, the mail man drove up in his passenger-seat

"Common, please?" I begged for the umpteenth time. "Know what," My mom said, giving a surrendering sigh. "If you pay for it, feel free to go." I jumped up, giving a silent cheer. I ran into our computer room, bought some plane tickets and reserved a hotel. I suppose I should give a slight explanation. My name is Ryan. For the past month, I've been hearing that a ruin in South America that my friend went to recently. He said it was amazing, so I just had to go. I've been begging my parents to let me go. And I've finally just worn them down. The next day I was in the airport. Some people were giving me strange glances. I could tell

That night Jason dreamt that there was some kind of program on his computer called "AppLoader" that repeatedly made icons show up on the screen and install apps on the computer. He was trying to find something to stop it only it instead opened up a game from NCsoft. Finally he just kicked the computer and pulled his leg out as the screen begun to bleed chocolate strawberry pudding onto his hand and start covering the carpet which had turned into some kind of some kind of woolen cottony material. Then he started to hear this loud "Beepbeep-beepbeep! Beepbeep-BeepBeep!" noise as he woke up. It was 8:30 AM - just in time to wake up for the day

Scizor TF Pine trees of seemingly every type jammed the thick forest in a wonderful green image, as Quinn and his friends Jayden and Leon made their way through the pine forest. The three friends were simply exploring the vast woods, having a good time and maybe even catching a few Pokemon. "Man, this place is huge." Quinn said, gazing at the towering trees around him. "I agree." Leon said. The boys decided to stop for a moment to rest. Some small Pokemon flew high up above in the trees, looking down at the three boys from the branches. Other ground Pokemon scattered around them as well. "You know? I'm gonna let Scizor check this out." Q