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The Mutation

The Mutation “Mix 5ml of this” The scientist said, holding a test tube of chemical, “with 1ml of that chemical on the table.” “But wouldn’t that combination cause it to explode?” His assistant asked, scratching his head quizzically. “No, it wouldn’t, muddle-head! You should know that this combination will not result in an explosion!” The scientist replied, feeling angry that he had hired such a stupid person. “Ok.” The assistant muttered as he carefully mixed them up, trying not to spill it, after which he put it in a centrifuge and switched it on. “Now, I want you to

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Literature

The Mutation

The Mutation “Mix 5ml of this” The scientist said, holding a test tube of chemical, “with 1ml of that chemical on the table.” “But wouldn’t that combination cause it to explode?” His assistant asked, scratching his head quizzically. “No, it wouldn’t, muddle-head! You should know that this combination will not result in an explosion!” The scientist replied, feeling angry that he had hired such a stupid person. “Ok.” The assistant muttered as he carefully mixed them up, trying not to spill it, after which he put it in a centrifuge and switched it on. “Now, I want you to

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Bride of Anubis

Bride of Anubis By the shadow demon (Woman into anthro jackal) Kathy could not believe it, after three years of countless drawbacks finally she finds what she was looking for, the temple of Anubis. Kathy was in her late twenties, with shoulder length black hair and fine body that you will find in the playboy magazines. Walking through the main corridor, passing countless rooms. Kathy comes across she knew that couldn’t be. A shrine, but instead of Anubis lay a pure diamond carved ring. Kathy mouth dropped, “No way that’s completely made out of diamond” as she made her way towards, she could tell that the whole ring w

Devious Collection 2

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Devious Collection 3

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Chrissie, Horse Date

Chrissie walked up slowly; sedately. She hid her eagerness, though mostly from necessity. Running didn't suit long black dresses, or high heeled shoes; it wouldn't match the dignity expected of a woman with ruby red earrings, made to complement her hair; most of all, it wouldn't make the best impression on that night's date. Moving to the front desk with a definite swerve, she smiled at the clerk. "Evening." "Good evening, Ma'am." He smiles, a bit more friendly than really suits a waiter; but it paid to be on the help's good side. She smiled back. "You look ravishing tonight, if I may say so." "Thank you," Chrissie responded, keeping her v

Devious Collection 4

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Lion TF

Lion TF I groaned.  I had felt like shit all day.  My entire body ached from the second I opened my eyes, and it hadn't stopped even now.  I stood at 6'2 and had dark brown hair and eyes.  Today though, it seemed as if I had shrunk an inch or two as I looked into the mirror and saw my half asleep face for the first time that morning.  I just passed it off as the aching had started, plus, I was still half asleep, so I continued with my morning and got into the shower.  After I was done, I looked at my clock… 6:25.  I still had plenty of time to get ready for work.  I lived alone which had its ups and downs, as does everything.  I got my clot

Devious Collection 5

18 deviations
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Breaking News - Mewtwo TF

Breaking News ---- My wings caught the updraft of the sizzling black asphalt, sending me higher into the bright blue sky. The day was beautiful by human standards; the sun was out and blazing, and a gentle wind blew across the new blacktop. I had to admire the humans for their tenacity. It had been scarcely twenty years since I last ravaged the planet, and they were already beginning to reproduce and rebuild. My handiwork had changed them. They had to work together. Trust one another. Put aside differences and realize that surviving was important. Their work had propelled them back to some of their former greatness - the city I soared abov

Devious Collection 6

23 deviations
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Teenage Zoo Animals

"Hey Jill, would you please hurry up? I want to go see the monkey house", shouted Sophia from across the bridge. "Yeah Jill, what are you looking at anyway?", added Hannah. The three girls from Huntington University were on a weekend getaway from their studies. They decided that today was a perfect day to go on a trip to the local zoo. Jill was looking over the metal bars into the lion den. The creatures walking in this den was majestic and Jill could feel herself getting goose bumps just by being next to such an animal. Her eyes were glued to the creature and for some reason she wanted to be inside with her. This female lion was staring up a

Devious Collection 7

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If Wishes Were Horses

Candice handed over the cash for the cotton candy and started munching on it. Her friend, Tamara, gave her an undisguised look of disgust as they strolled through the carnival grounds. "What?" Candice asked, her voice partially muffled with a mouthful of cotton candy. "I thought you were trying to lose weight."  Tamara told her. "Look at me.  I've lived off carrot sticks for years and I still look like a beached whale.  So forget dieting.  If I am going to be fat, I might as well enjoy it." Tamara emitted a disgusted sigh. "What?" Candice prodded.  "Like you're a poster child for perseverance.  You're not g

Devious Collection 8

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Queen Rick- Matriarch of Aliens

The sun loomed over the hazy surface of Xerxes-7, casting its rays across the parched land. The various orange and red rocks scattered across the desert were cracked and dried from the intense heat. Small creatures darted from cover to cover avoiding the blasting heat coming from the sky. It was a true inferno in the midday sun. Luckily for Rick Monty, he was safely tucked away inside a large, metal building insulated from the inferno outside. It was a good thing, too, because his fair skin would probably spontaneously combust if he even set foot outside. No, he preferred to stay either in this building or inside the mine, far away f

Devious Collection 9

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PATERON RQ (Scaler)

Devious Collection 10

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Devious Collection 11

37 deviations

Devious Collection 12

34 deviations
Super Booty Shima

Devious Collection 13

54 deviations
Shark-chan (bikini version)

Devious Collection 14

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The Passion of the Scav

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Devious Collection 17

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Devious Collection 18

35 deviations
Hooters Lola

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